Toby fantasizes about beating him at his own game. Sign Out. Does she like what she sees? Her first Dick, as it were, was a stuffed rhino. My friends are largely confident women who truly believe that they are much smarter, better looking, more stylish and cultivated than your ex.
But hey, that doesn't mean we don't love you.
To avoid upsetting yet more men in the future, here are a few more things that girls talk about when they hang out with other girls. Unfortunately, you're just going to have to hear about that ex and their weird penchant for licking my ass but never my pussy, too. Frankly, some of you could use a little more curiosity in that department, too. Paula backs into her Dick story by first telling us about how, as a young girl, she fell out of love with her mother when she saw a tampon string dangling from her crotch one night. I'm not sure if the guy's problem was some sort of Madonna-whore complex or — as he claimed — genuine disappointment that an educated, middle-class woman could resort to such "silliness". Dolores that's what we'll call my friend had just picked up her friend Consuela that's what we'll call her friend from the airport. It was her favorite.